An AARP Member Wants To Feel Young Again

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
09/08/2016 at 09:06 • Filed to: Old people, Corvette, Chevrolet corvette, Dots, C7 Corvette, Stingray

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I’m trying, ok.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:10

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Is this judgmental, or a look into your soul?


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:15

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That’s a good color combination and they should feel good.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:16

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Dang it old people, conform to my expectations for you!


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:18

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Convertible

Chrome wheels

Awful awful awful.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:20

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There’s an old lady (probably 70 ish) that drives a beautiful dark green convertible Vette near me.

I love it.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Steve in Manhattan
09/08/2016 at 09:21

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I tried to make a joke, ok.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:29

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There is so much jelly in this post that I brought this:

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Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:39

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The secret to staying young is to not have kids. Well at least it’s worked for me.

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Driving fun cars does help though.

#Dinklife


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:43

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There is an older guy in my town that drives the ugliest C7 if ever seen. It’s bright blue, with a tan top, and the biggest brightest chrome wheels he could fit. And some typical Corvette random bits of chrome. Like chrome plates in the front grilles. The design of the new Vette may have been aimed at a younger, more safisticated crowd, but those geriatric “corvette guys” still exist.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:45

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The ONLY acceptable ‘Vette bodystyle is the Targa.

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This also goes for the 911. And pretty much every other sports car available with a targa roof.

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > S65
09/08/2016 at 09:49

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At my last track day, an old fellow brought his ‘vette and a driver. Not a co-driver, a driver. This much younger fellow hot lapped the car while he rode along. Both of them were grinning ear-to-ear when their session was over.

It’s good to know your limits and find a way around them.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > S65
09/08/2016 at 10:13

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Me too ... it’s hard to be funny on the internet. Hell, it’s hard to be funny. Can’t make my eye doctor laugh, if you appreciate something that random ...


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > vondon302
09/08/2016 at 10:34

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Well of course you don’t want to have kids around — you have a Mustang! CPS would come and take them away.

Disclaimer — three kids, one Mustang.

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Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > haveacarortwoorthree2
09/08/2016 at 11:02

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Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.

Btw gorgeous Roush!


Kinja'd!!! Rykilla303 > S65
09/08/2016 at 11:06

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Good for him. Related; some of the fastest cars I’ve driven were owned by old dudes who finally had the money to afford the cars they always wanted, and couldn’t wait to share them.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > S65
09/08/2016 at 12:09

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Stereotypes are often based on fact. My neighborhood is probably 50% retirees and I've never seen so many corvettes.